"We wait patiently all day for the market to reach the absolute highest top, ape in with max leverage, watch our portfolio drop -99% in 4 seconds, and immediately scream DEV SCAM!! in Telegram."
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Meet the dev who called the top and then muted the main Telegram chat!
"I bought the ATH 3 seconds before dev dumped. Best investment of my life. Got $0.12 in $SPYx!"
- @TopCatcher99"Chart looks like a cliff jumping simulator! 10/10 would buy the top again."
- @DiamondPawsSol"I don't need technical analysis. If it's up +4,000% today, I automatically hit BUY!"
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